i love this Pt. II

For today's class, i will be continuing my historic reference to noise.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I AM NOT TRANSFORMING THIS TO A MUSIC-ONLY BLOG
i have just been in the happiest of moods lately to unearth this kind of stuff. hope you hate it!


Hard Drugs


Converge, take a dog with rabies and put a mic in front of it, then give an octopus with panic attacks a drum kit and give Kurt Ballou a guitar. NOTE: i've met them, they are true gentlemen in their ordinary lives!
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The Secret, anti-italian Italians that are obsessed with graves, swarms, mass murders and basically any band that prints black and white t shirts with upside-down crosses. Met them too, they act more strange than the guys from Converge!
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Very Hard Drugs


Discordance Axis, short lived experimental progressive blackened noisegrind band from NJ. Rumor has it they probably were an alien music project on earth, to test the limits of human hearing tolerance. They succeeded.
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The Dillinger Escape Plan, probably the strongest, most talented band, with the most insane and intense live shows on this solar system. Say a regular pop song has a tempo of 120 bpm and scales from 4/4 and 6/8. TDEP can throw 5 different tempos ranging from 100 to 280 and insane polyrhythms from 3/4 up to 5/8, all that in one song. Did i mention that the drummer plays in a totally different sequence?
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Long Lasting Experimental Drugs


Sunn O))), satanic themed drone doom duo. To tell the truth, these guys either smoke weird things all day every day and play around with their gear, thus creating high-rated masterpieces that will be totally understood decades/centuries after OR they are the scum of the earth, wasting their time producing useless guitar/amp noise effects, gathering large masses of believers at their shows. I feel sick.
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Boris, are one of the most kickass Japanese bands that have never ever copied western world bands (entirely). They are also one of the most diverse artists around, one moment sounding like Sunn O))), and then playing fast paced Jap N' Roll. Wow. 3 members. Female guitar player. Crazy hair. 70s Psychedelia. 10-60 min tracks.
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